Usually, when it comes to eating at a theme park, expectations can be pretty low. Decades of corn dog and kettle corn imagery come to mind and while there’s plenty of both of those at Walt Disney World, the minds behind the Orlando resort’s culinary experience are much defter at infusing their expertise into an area of fun, thrills, and colorful characters.
The food at Disney has become so impeccable, in fact, that it almost becomes impossible to decide where and what to eat. Fortunately, if park visitors feel a kinship with the signs of the Zodiac and the traits ascribed by the stars above, they have a lot to say about what eatery to frequent across the amusement complex in central Florida.
12 Aries: Crystal Palace
Considering how impatient the personality of an Aries is, they have to flock to a table service restaurant that offers food quickly. The Crystal Palace is a glittering example of buffet-style restaurant service that can satiate an Aries’ eagerness.
Not to mention, Crystal Palace is also dynamic in that it allows for meet and greets with characters from Winnie the Pooh. Aries signs might be just as eager to squeeze Tigger and Piglet as they are to devour delicacies. Fortunately, the Crystal Palace is the choice for them, as it will meet all their anticipatory needs in a restaurant.
11 Taurus: Trail’s End
Trail’s End is another buffet-style restaurant at Disney World, but the table service amenities are still provided by down-home, friendly cast members. However, it’s a top pick for Tauruses because it contains some of the most reliable tastes at Disney.
Situated at Fort Wilderness, Trail’s End embraces the best in comfort food, from cornbread to scrumptious mashed potatoes. It provides reliable, tasty meals for Tauruses who want to embrace the Disney classics.
10 Gemini: Garden Grill
Geminis will always appreciate dynamic restaurants, too. However, they need a bit more of a one-and-one experience to fully embrace the table service Disney has to offer. Garden Grill, with its rotating base through Living with the Land, provides this.
Not only is the food delicious, but the meet-and-greets with Chip and Dale, Mickey Mouse, and Pluto are some of the most fun at Epcot. With a view that changes by the second, Geminis will appreciate how much Garden Grill can differentiate itself, providing a new experience at every bite.
9 Cancer: Boma
Yes, Boma is known for waffles themed to The Lion King at Animal Kingdom Lodge. Yes, it provides what is arguably Disney’s best breakfast. But Jungle Juice will always be Boma’s biggest claim to fame at the Disney resort.
The Jungle Juice is emblematic of the sentimental memories and nostalgia that many will have when they think of Boma – especially Cancers. After all, sentimentality is a trait deep-rooted in Cancers. Boma will make them feel rightfully special with its delightfully delicious morning meals. They’ll be nostalgic for it as soon as they leave.
8 Leo: The Boathouse
For Leos, they prefer a dining experience that is as outgoing and lively as they are. After all, there are few spirits spicier and fiercer than those found in Leos. An evening dining atmosphere is the way to go for them and there’s no more extroverted environment at Disney World than Disney Springs.
Taking in a night of entertainment and shopping will delight a Leo. Situating themselves at a top-notch restaurant situated directly in the middle of the action only ups the ante. With the lakeside views and the delicious seafood that embrace a fun night out, Leos will feel at home at The Boathouse.
7 Virgo: Liberty Tree Tavern
Virgos are well-known for their traits of loyalty and gentleness. To have a friend who is a Virgo is to have a friend for life, as they embrace tradition and harbor ceaseless love for the world around them.
The Liberty Tree Tavern at the Magic Kingdom might as well be a Virgo itself. It features the culinary stylings of Thanksgiving and classic American cooking. Virgos will appreciate how loyal Liberty Tree Tavern is to culinary traditions from years gone by. It might just turn them into loyal Liberty Square diners whenever they return to the flagship theme park in Orlando.
6 Libra: San Angel Inn
The characteristics that largely define Libras are their sociability and their generous, even-minded demeanor. As such, the best option for Libra dining is one of the select few Disney restaurants that largely revolve around drinks, shared dishes, and beautiful views.
What better choice than San Angel Inn? It’s located in Mexico, the immersive cultural theme park area at Epcot, and it provides the highly desired social experience for Libras in Orlando. Tables are so close together that a Libra can strike up a conversation with a new friend, who also happens to be visiting Epcot.
5 Scorpio: Ohana
Scorpio is the sign of the Zodiac that is most commonly associated with courage and an adventurous spirit. Few table service restaurants at Disney represent these qualities as well as Ohana does at the Polynesian Resort.
Embracing the spirit of stories like Moana and Lilo and Stitch, Ohana has a few dishes that are unparalleled across the resort, like the scrumptious bread pudding. Those who want to eat in an environment of high-energy, like Scorpios, will adore Ohana. It matches their free-wheeling spirit perfectly.
4 Sagittarius: 50s Prime Time Cafe
Sagittariuses are well-known for their senses of humor and their gregarious demeanors. As such, they need to eat at a table service restaurant that shares these qualities and knows when to have a laugh with guests and diners.
Hollywood Studios’ 50s Prime Time Cafe is the pinnacle of this type of humor in Disney restaurants. Servers give their guests a hard time when they don’t finish everything on their plate and they have full capacity to be rude and egotistical when speaking to them. There’s no place like it.
3 Capricorn: Teppan Edo
There’s no restaurant at Disney quite like Teppan Edo, the centerpiece of Epcot’s Japan pavilion at the World Showcase. There, the chefs whip up delicious Japanese cuisine directly in front of the dining guests.
It takes a special Zodiac sign to partake in this experience, though. Fortunately, Capricorns are up to the task, as they tend to have reverence for mutual discipline, tenacity, and commitment to craft. A Capricorn won’t think of introversion; they will only consider admiration for the culinary artisan work.
2 Aquarius: Victoria & Albert’s
Aquariuses are personalities that never budge and always stay true to who they are. They stick to larger societal rules, as well as their own moral codes. As such, they tend to align themselves more frequently with some of the finer traditions of the world around them.
Victoria & Albert’s is not just one of the top-rated restaurants at Disney; it’s also one of the most formal. Anyone born in the January to February window will appreciate this level of formality immensely. They might have a reservation booked at the dress code-enforcing restaurant already.
1 Pisces: Via Napoli
The sign of Pisces in the Zodiac is the sign that is most commonly associated with affection, empathy, and a romantic nature. Few spots in Disney are as romantic as the Italy pavilion and its top eatery, Via Napoli is a must for all born under the sign of Pisces.
Not to mention, there is an artistry to Italian cooking at Epcot’s World Showcase. Pisces representatives will cherish how much artistic influence infuses every plate at the restaurant.
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